The Basics of Aaronese
The Question:
"Are you coming out with us tonight?" |
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"I'll
definately be there tonight."
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I might
show up.
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The Rule: there is no such thing as an absolute "yes". |
The Question
(version 2):
"Are you coming out with us tonight?" |
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"I
might come out tonight."
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Puppet
please! I don't want to see your ass tonight.
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The Rule: "no" is an evil word. |
The Statement:
"Since I owe you $3, and I just paid $2 for your food, I only owe you one more dollar." |
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"No,
you still owe me $3!"
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Give
me the money, beyatch, because I won't pay that $2.
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The Rule: Any argument, however nonsensical, is worthwhile. |
The Statement:
"Let's go hang out down at Jerry's." |
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"If
we do that, we won't get there till 9:30, and since I have to be up
early tomorrow, I'll have to leave at 10:30."
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I ain't
having none of that SoCo action.
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The Rule: Jerry's house is too far south. |
The Question:
"Why didn't you show up?" |
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"Initially,
that's what I was planning on doing."
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That place
was lame.
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The Rule: As long as you "initially" plan to do something, it's all okay. |