The Basics of Aaronese

The Question:
"Are you coming out with us tonight?"
"I'll definately be there tonight."
I might show up.

 

The Rule: there is no such thing as an absolute "yes".

 

The Question (version 2):
"Are you coming out with us tonight?"
"I might come out tonight."
Puppet please! I don't want to see your ass tonight.

 

The Rule: "no" is an evil word.

 

 

The Statement:
"Since I owe you $3, and I just paid $2 for your food, I only owe you one more dollar."
"No, you still owe me $3!"
Give me the money, beyatch, because I won't pay that $2.

 

The Rule: Any argument, however nonsensical, is worthwhile.

 

The Statement:
"Let's go hang out down at Jerry's."
"If we do that, we won't get there till 9:30, and since I have to be up early tomorrow, I'll have to leave at 10:30."
I ain't having none of that SoCo action.

 

The Rule: Jerry's house is too far south.

 

The Question:
"Why didn't you show up?"
"Initially, that's what I was planning on doing."
That place was lame.

 

The Rule: As long as you "initially" plan to do something, it's all okay.