And here he is, ladies and gentlemen: the man of the hour.

Jay was so joyfully surprised that he started crying... that, or it was from Emily stepping on his foot.

Speaking of Emily, here she is with Devon BEFORE she got REALLY drunk.

Now, can two guys get any cooler than this?

This is the title picture of what I call, "The Emily & Jerry Project," as it was very scary and had poor camera-work. To see the more intimate photos from this session, you need to send me some money.

"But what do you mean I don't dance well???" JP asked.

This is the funniest picture I've seen in a while. No explanation necessary.

Believe it or not, we were able to see the entire Gazzoli clan in force.

At this point, Corey is about 2.3 sheets to the wind.

Um... no idea.

JP, didn't your parents teach you not to laugh at choking people?

Hmm... I need to get some more sun.

There was just too much booty shaking to resist grabbing.

Calta, you're not supposed to roll your eyes at Cheryl until AFTER you get married!

The one minute that Jamie was in town all summer.

I know what it looks like, and NO, they did not just get back from an intimate encounter. Besides, do you really think Jay could get Devon to smile like that?

The last picture of the evening. We had to prop Jay up.