I finally figured out how to make Jay a pleasant, social person. First, take one (1) cranky Jay...

Add a fifth of gin...

And you have a happy Jay! Though he is now louder, he is much easier to deal with.

Um.... I'm not really sure myself. I think I slipped or something...

"What-EVER, Jamie! Like, get off the phone or something!"

Okay, so it's not quite, "Han Can Cook." But I was the first person to ever use the grill.

Um..... again, I really have no idea. I apologize for any time you wasted reading this caption.