The Party that Didn't Happen, June 5th

First off, it was the paper towels I flushed that stuffed it up, not me. Second of all, the toilette was working 5 minutes later.

 

The most popular guy at the party. He was cool, but all he did was sit there.

The last sober moment the entire evening.

 

Aaron, confused as usual, once again thought he was Julio Iglesias.

What kind of party is it without White Trash?

 

Andy and Maggie "share a moment."

J.P. FINALLY comes through on his promise to bring out new women. Will soon become known as, "The Webster Girls."

 

Here, Jay and I prepare to induct Jerry into the Sea Manatee Random Attack Club. Ooooooo!

Jerry was being insolent so Ken decided to dump some beer on his smelly ass.

 

Hmm... Jerry doesn't look too happy to be in a picture with Jenni. Maybe it's because of the last experience the two of them had at my house, New Years last year.....

Residents studs of DRA.

 

Andy: "Hmm... now how to get them into a bed together???"

I said I wanted a picture of all the girls, so of course Aaron, Ravi, and Jeff jump in.

 

Two victims of the evening. Dawn went out without a fight, but Jim fought a couple of rounds with his car, the driveway, and the kitchen floor.

The only time that morning that Ravi WASN'T puking!