This is what one of the hotel rooms looked like BEFORE a drunken Aaron flings Chex Mix all over. And you thought the sheets last year were bad!

Believe it or not, Jay does take some assembly. The Malibu Beach Jay does come with a car, though...

Here our entire crew for the evening (Except for me, of course). Note: one or more articles of clothing per person was removed several times during the evening, and I ain't talking about the gloves.

Here's my parents. Despite our best efforts, neither one of them got drunk.

"Our High School Girl kit comes complete with Fancy Dress, Gloves, and if you press the button on the back, it poses!"

Jay was amazed that we didn't have to pay for this picture. Wait a minute, Jay! That's your sister!

Which one is the drunker Druck? Is it the short one or the, uh.... short one?

I can't think of a funny description for this picture, except that it looks like Jay's constipated.

This is Hugh, Carrie, Kate, and Maggie. Enough said.

Who said Jay couldn't shotgun a bottle of champagne? (Actually, Corey did, but the picture wasn't suitable for young audiences)

Who-ho! Ride'em cowboy!!! Ye-hah!!

Ah-HAH! Gotcha! Now Corey, what would your mother say? You know alcohol is illegal for minors. BTW, you can send the blackmail check to my home address.

Here are the people who actually PAID for the evening. Thanks!

I think I scared Suz's boyfriend when I ran up and told him to take a picture of Suz and me.

This is the infamous morning after. Obviously Ellen didn't drink enough because she isn't hung over.