Since when does Jerry get all the women?

"You see, Corey, once you get to college you can put your weed in there..."

Here's Jay and Mat, smokin' their tobacco. Don't they look excited (and exciting!)

Just to settle the dispute: NO! I am NOT groping Ellen in this picture. It just looks like it because the picture is only two dimensional. Anyways, if I WAS groping her, don't you think I would admit it? She jumped on me. Ken was no help; he just sat there and laughed.

Believe it or not, this was the only picture of Aaron from the entire weekend. Note the manly grunge look he's got going. Corey looks oh-so-happy to have his drunk-ass on her lap.

For those non-believers, here is documented proof. The infamous Four Triple Cheeseburgers!

"Oh James, what will I ever do without you?!?!" Jenni and Jim share a private moment.

"He's the man!" is what I might have been trying to convey. Actually, I think Ray was asking who ordered the shake and I was too drunk to formulate a sentance.

There's that chick-magnet again. And check out those wheels!

At long last we also have a picture of Ray, affectionately known as "Ray-Ray". He recently told us that because of Jay's patronage, he will able to retire at 35.

This picture, had it come out right, would have been a lot funnier. If you look closely, you'll notice Jay hugging the sign. I don't know what the hell I was doing, though.