Calta and April's Wedding

"Now... loop, swoop, pull... no.... hmm..."

Senor C: "Hmph.... eight years of private school, and he still can't tie a tie!"

Senor C: "Let's see here... yep, bring the razor to the church."

"You're NOT moving out after the wedding?!?!"

Now that's some Calta lovin'!

Chuck: "Boys, let me tell you about soggy crackers..."

Jesus!

It was such a long ceremony, even the bride and groom could sit down.

"...and this is what I found in the limo."

Calta found a way to sneak his illegitimate love-child into the ceremony.

Calta! Don't pee on the bouquet!

Chuck: "That bastard... now the parents will be focused solely on me!"

The beautiful cake.

The Calta cake.

Hmm... that guy looks more like Aaron than Calta. And not just because he's so little.

Chuck: "Noone will notice if I let this small one out..."

Chuck: "Can't... breathe... must... bleh!"

See, Jerry! There ARE women out there for you.... er... well... nevermind.

April: "...and then you'll throw away those ratty old t-shirts, and the wood sculptures, and...."

She's a little TOO anxious to get that thing.

Calta! Eat the CAKE, not your wife!!!

Looks like this guy caught of a whiff of something... not right.

Kid: "That drunk bald guy tried to steal your veil!!!"

Senor C's "Batman" move

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Hawaii we go..."