Craziness at La Feetz

December 29th

Note: While these captions were written by Jeff, the large majority of them were not funny, therefore I am going to add editorial comments. -David

Come Closer... CLOSER!

Your mother is getting this one, Ravi

ROARW!

Off the Hook...

(not sure what Jeff meant here. Do notice the extreme lack of logic where we had the two LARGEST people (Jeff and I) in the back seat)

Buds Forever

(hmm... well...)

Showboat

I like it when you pick me up, Christina

(No comment needed)

I do not look cute when I'm mad

(Is he talking about Ravi or Jessie?)

Hiya

(Jeff is just bummed that Heather picked Jerry and not him)

"I told you the tamalies are hot in this joint, Jeff!"

(Hmm... I look fat. Now WHY did I put this picture in here?)

I will devour them all

(Jeff was hungry)

I'm with Sloppy

('Nuff said)

This'll REALLY piss him off!

(Wha.. huh?)

Jerry is so stoned

My skinny ass has power!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Groove is ON!

"No, this is my sweat, I wasn't dancing with Ravi!"

The Rosy Cheeks Kiss

(Doesn't Heather look SO happy to be kissed by the 2nd sloppiest guy?)

All Dave's Children

(God help me)

Dance Fever Andy

"Yeah, Dad says this stuff is made of melted hopes..."

(No, Jeff... the condom that's been in your wallet for five years is made of melted hopes... I think you meant to say, "hops")

Pre-flight check complete, prepare for launch.

"I can too drive, pull over ya bastard!"

Is that Andy's shotgun, Ravi?

(Actually, that's Ravi's pistol)

"No, Andy, really, turn up the bass!"

(The caption should really read, "Wait, Dave is going to jump back WHERE???")