Craziness at La Feetz
December 29th
Note: While these captions were written by Jeff, the large majority of them were not funny, therefore I am going to add editorial comments. -David
Come Closer... CLOSER! |
Your mother is getting this one, Ravi |
ROARW! |
Off the Hook... (not sure what Jeff meant here. Do notice the extreme lack of logic where we had the two LARGEST people (Jeff and I) in the back seat) |
Buds Forever (hmm... well...) |
Showboat |
I like it when you pick me up, Christina (No comment needed) |
I do not look cute when I'm mad (Is he talking about Ravi or Jessie?) |
Hiya (Jeff is just bummed that Heather picked Jerry and not him) |
"I told you the tamalies are hot in this joint, Jeff!" (Hmm... I look fat. Now WHY did I put this picture in here?) |
I will devour them all (Jeff was hungry) |
I'm with Sloppy ('Nuff said) |
This'll REALLY piss him off! (Wha.. huh?) |
Jerry is so stoned |
My skinny ass has power!!! |
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Groove is ON! |
"No, this is my sweat, I wasn't dancing with Ravi!" |
The Rosy Cheeks Kiss (Doesn't Heather look SO happy to be kissed by the 2nd sloppiest guy?) |
All Dave's Children (God help me) |
Dance Fever Andy |
"Yeah, Dad says this stuff is made of melted hopes..." (No, Jeff... the condom that's been in your wallet for five years is made of melted hopes... I think you meant to say, "hops") |
Pre-flight check complete, prepare for launch. |
"I can too drive, pull over ya bastard!" |
Is that Andy's shotgun, Ravi? (Actually, that's Ravi's pistol) |
"No, Andy, really, turn up the bass!" (The caption should really read, "Wait, Dave is going to jump back WHERE???") |