Chaos in K.C.
(otherwise known as Jessie's 23rd B-day Weekend)
Thursday |
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The weekend started out the right way, with girls doing beer bongs. |
Staci was amazed that she could actually wrap her legs around Ravi. Woo-hoo! |
Damn, no wonder I never take pictures of myself! Jeff had something in his teeth I guess. |
Oh my god! I *actually* caught Ravi with his mouth open! That NEVER happens! |
Christy soon realized that simply taking a defensive posture during a Ravi Attack is a futile measure. |
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Friday |
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Bro! |
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The obligatory driver picture. |
This picture was taken using the timer on the camera, amazingly enough. |
Though it didn't turn out very well, this is a picture of some big nuts we found. |
We saw this teddy bear in a candy store and at first thought that Jay stopped shaving. |
Who's cooler? N'sync or N-toxikat'd? |
Um... it's Ravi and Staci! |
Jenni and Russ: These poor, hapless people were subject to their first group experience. Luckily, living with Jessie and Staci had been worse. |
The blue frog moved onto Calta after starving on top of Jeff. He didn't fare much better, here. |
The Men of the house. (Russ didn't count because he isn't single) |
Not quite sure what Staci was doing, but it sure looks weird! |
Documented proof: the Real Slim Pickin's |
The only thing funnier than this picture is what Jessie said at the time, "Like this never happened before!" |
Staci was so drunk she had to crawl to the bathroom. (Likewise, Staci was so drunk I had to push her over while she tried to crawl to the bathroom) |
Drunken Bro! |
This is when Staci found out I used up the last of the toilet paper. |
Phat. |
Saturday |
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For some reason, us working stiffs were unable to sleep in. |
The sum total of what we did Saturday day. |
"Dude, who invited Jamal Mayers?!?!" |
Ri-ight. |
Proof that Calta is horny. |
Talk about family bonding. |
The Dugan runts. |
J. Per and R. Nay |
Aww..... |
This is just plain old frightening. |
Staci was having WAY too much fun spanking Jessie. |
Ravi got a good wallup in. |
Maximum capacity. |
The only girl-on-girl action that night. |
The roomies who were kind enough (or is that dumb enough) to house us for a few days. |
A nice picture of Jenni and... that other girl. |
The roommate shot. |
Jenni had a little more trouble swallowing. (No smartass comments, please) |
Sunday |
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Everyone was a little tired after three nights (and days!) of drinking. |
Ravi made sure that we had a lingering presence... |