Chaos in K.C.

(otherwise known as Jessie's 23rd B-day Weekend)

Thursday

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The weekend started out the right way, with girls doing beer bongs.

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Staci was amazed that she could actually wrap her legs around Ravi. Woo-hoo!

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Damn, no wonder I never take pictures of myself! Jeff had something in his teeth I guess.

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Oh my god! I *actually* caught Ravi with his mouth open! That NEVER happens!

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Christy soon realized that simply taking a defensive posture during a Ravi Attack is a futile measure.

Friday

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Bro!

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The obligatory driver picture.

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This picture was taken using the timer on the camera, amazingly enough.

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Though it didn't turn out very well, this is a picture of some big nuts we found.

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We saw this teddy bear in a candy store and at first thought that Jay stopped shaving.

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Who's cooler? N'sync or N-toxikat'd?

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Um... it's Ravi and Staci!

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Jenni and Russ:

These poor, hapless people were subject to their first group experience. Luckily, living with Jessie and Staci had been worse.

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The blue frog moved onto Calta after starving on top of Jeff. He didn't fare much better, here.

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The Men of the house. (Russ didn't count because he isn't single)

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Not quite sure what Staci was doing, but it sure looks weird!

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Documented proof: the Real Slim Pickin's

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The only thing funnier than this picture is what Jessie said at the time, "Like this never happened before!"

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Staci was so drunk she had to crawl to the bathroom. (Likewise, Staci was so drunk I had to push her over while she tried to crawl to the bathroom)

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Drunken Bro!

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This is when Staci found out I used up the last of the toilet paper.

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Phat.

Saturday

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For some reason, us working stiffs were unable to sleep in.

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The sum total of what we did Saturday day.

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"Dude, who invited Jamal Mayers?!?!"

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Ri-ight.

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Proof that Calta is horny.

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Talk about family bonding.

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The Dugan runts.

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J. Per and R. Nay

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Aww.....

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This is just plain old frightening.

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Staci was having WAY too much fun spanking Jessie.

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Ravi got a good wallup in.

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Maximum capacity.

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The only girl-on-girl action that night.

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The roomies who were kind enough (or is that dumb enough) to house us for a few days.

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A nice picture of Jenni and... that other girl.

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The roommate shot.

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Jenni had a little more trouble swallowing. (No smartass comments, please)

Sunday

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Everyone was a little tired after three nights (and days!) of drinking.

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Ravi made sure that we had a lingering presence...