New Year's Eve at Calta's

(also referred to as the first party of the New Millenium)

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Here I am, making the lemonade death-punch with the women keeping a close eye.

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"Wow, look how quickly the ladle is disintegrating!"

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You see, there's this REALLY big bug...

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Calta, about five seconds before being covered in women.

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Cheryl revealed herself that evening as a true booze hound.

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Calta's cousin Christina (left), Heather, and their friend.

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I think someone slipped me a roofie...

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Ellen finished off the last of the punch. Damn you!

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God, look at his eyes! It's Evil Chuck!

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This is from the beginning of the evening, just after Andy claimed the punch was "weak" and about 30 seconds before he was drunk and stumbling around.

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Jeff, at his most dangerous.

Here's Amy with the "Other" Dave.

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About five minutes before the girls did a strip tease for drinks. No, wait.. that didn't happen....

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Ravi, at his drunkenest, giving Amy an Indian Lapdance.

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There! It's over! Thank god!