David's Pics (or, What I Did Last Summer and Early Fall)

This starts the portion of the pics from my now Annual Memorial Day BBQ. Attendance seems to have fallen this year....

Either JP said something really dumb, or Jenni found "that one spot..."

"Hey Jamie... have you thought of dating Jerry?"

I gave up, and just sat my ass in the plants. It was rather nutty...

(Jump forward to a random Summer night at Andy's) Mark this moment: the *last* time Jessie was willing to force a smile towards Jay.

Hmm.... Calta... and Jerry... behind bars...

Staci is nice and satisfied with a pool queue (sp?) between her legs...

Finally, here is a good pic of Staci with short hair, for everyone who never got to see it.

Umm.... yeah.

Dave: "Calta, what are we going to do here?Calta: "Mmm... sex."

Uh... they're playing pool.

The closest we've ever seen to resembling Jay's, "...so I finished her off with the pool queue (sp?)..."

Jerry farted.

Here is the documented proof: Jerry has a big can.

Evidence that Jenni always wished to have a penis of her own. (Not just a penis that she owned)

 

(Flash forward to the point where I was trying desperately to finish the roll of film) Here's my wonderfully charming and entertaining dog, Lucy.... at least this mutt can manage to look at the camera.

Here's my less charming, but equally entertaining dog, Chamby. She's getting a little old and deaf, which helps to explain why she would *NOT* look at the camera despite me yelling for ten minutes.

Here is the pile of clothing I cleaned out of my 12+ years worth of savings. (Translation: after slacking on getting rid of clothes for 12 years, I finally put everything that I could only fit my foot into, into a pile)

Ladies and Gents, take one last look (well, the last photograph, at least) at my Mustang, the car that both equally served me and pissed me off for four years. It was a good relationship... sometimes I hit her a little too hard, sometimes the dumb bitch refused to start for no reason, but it was a healthy relationship, overall. Hmm... okay, this is starting to get a little weird. Go look at the other pictures!!!