NEWS FLASH: Bios Updated March 20th, 2003
(last updated October 11th, 2001)
Contributing Author Aaron is ignored! (of course David is authoring them)
That's right, Aaron was not involved in the revision of these bios at all
this time. Not that he doesn't do quality work... well, yeah, actually that
is the case.
One quick note - if you have any questions, complaints, or anything , please
let David know.
| Aaron |
Monseiur
Druck is hard at work (or is it hardly working?) in Washington DC, periodically
dropping hints that he wants to go back to school.... in STL, no less. Who
will get into Wash U first: Jeff or Aaron? |
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Andy
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Andy
is working hard at the car wash, repeating day-in and day-out the words,
"Lemon or new-car scent?" Caught prowling the internet dating
sites once again, he is finding himself venturing into... ahem... VIRGIN
territory (click on this link
for a hint!) |
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e-mail: alohr@charter.net
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| Cady |
Cady
is also working at Waterway, but she has a cushy desk job at the corporate
office. Currently threatening to set Jeff up with one of her friends. |
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| e-mail:
sara.scott@yale.edu (I guess?) |
| Calta |
Now
married, (oh yeah, I need to make this into a Calta & April Bio) Calta
is (believe it or not) loving his job and making a lot of money. Granted,
he is using most of it to pay off the ten years he was in college, but..... |
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| e-mail:
??? |
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| Ellen |
Ellen
is alive and well... at least, she was around Christmastime (or was it Thanksgiving?)
She's currently living and working in Boston. Sorry, I couldn't think up
anything funny. |
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| email:
??? |
| Emily |
Emily
is... well, Emily. She never changes. She's currently "dating"
(in Emily terms) some guy in Columbia, MO. Remember the college "different
zip code" rule? She lives it. |
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email:
elofrog@hotmail.com
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| Jamie |
Jamie is:
Alive: Probably
Working: Probably
Enjoying the incredible weather that California always has: Definately
Call and check in,
beyatch!
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| e-mail:
jamie.barlett@enhansiv.net |
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| Jay |
Jay seems to be settling
down into a regular drinking schedule... that is, Monday - Sunday. Except
on major holidays, where there is a hangover day built in.
In actually, he is
becoming an independant wine consultant. He will truly be a Wine Merchant.
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| Jeff |
Jeff
is thoroughly and utterly unemployed. (Sorry buddy!) Give him a job. Please.
I had classes with him all throughout grade school. I don't need him in
grad school with me as well! (Just kidding.... well, somewhat! ;) |
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| e-mail:
jdp10@cornell.edu |
| Jennifer |
Soon
to be yet another victim to the double-bio classification, Jenn is now living
in DC with her boytoy. Training is proceeding apace; she expects to have
JP completely worn down by the wedding this July. |
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| e-mail:
skibum2678@aol.com |
| Jerry |
Having
moved into a house, Jerry is now looking for a little woman (ha! couldn't
resist) to complete the serene suburban lifestyle. You know, someone to
do the laundry, the dishes, and clean up the place... so that this moron
doesn't do all that 10 minutes before we all go out on the weekend!!! |
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| e-mail:
jschowalter@sjcs.com |
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| Jim |
Taking
a cue from Andy, Jim is now in Colorado, skiing everyday in the winter and
climbing everyday in the summer. Presumably, he is back into physical shape.
Knowing his drinking habits, we also know what this shape looks like. |
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e-mail
:???
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| J.P. |
After
choosing a Bachelor party guaranteed to bankrupt everyone, JP is probably
working on the next top secret government project. Hopefully, it involves
teaching white men how to dance (remember, the wedding is just months away!) |
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| email:
jplewington@yahoo.com |
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| Justin |
Justin
is.... alive? We think? Actually, last thing we heard is that he and Dawn
are engaged... what a frightening predicament. |
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| e-mail:
canaqu@yahoo.com |
| Kate |
Kate
is preparing her oral defense for her master's degree...please, save the
jokes for the next time she's in town. |
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| e-mail:
Pez624@yahoo com |
| Matt
and Stacy White |
The
first official double bio, these kids are happy and healthy in lovely Winter
Park, FL. (At least, we think so.. .that's how we left them!) |
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| e-mail:
matthewr@prodigy.net |
| Ravi |
Slim
Pickin's is roughing it out in the Far East Side, Nepal. Presumably safe
for the time being, we eagerly await his return to civilization. In the
meantime, we congratulate him on his continuing devotion to meeting every
person in the known world. |
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| e-mail:
infinitemass@hotmail.com |
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| Mike |
WHOA!
Yes, there is yet another engaged person. Mike is set to be wedded just
after Thankgiving in 2003. Luckily, it's in Chi-town, so we can fly or drive
up after Aaron's drunken debacle the night before. |
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| email:
mcshapir@uchicago.edu
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